:D

I would like to tell the world that I am happy by googling "heart love" and blogging the first image I find pretty.

Where I've Been Map

Red is lived in.
Blue is been to.
Green is want to go.
I'm still working on my cities map - you can't really expect me to name all the cities I visited!
Also, my AAA US road map is coming in the mail, I want to mark every road I've traveled, every town I've visited.

Eleven

Four days before the end of the month, I'm writing this blog post, the eleventh one in the month of February '10. Thus, February, the shortest month of the year, is, as of now, the month I've blogged the most, outnumbering even September '09, when I was a experiencing a blogging honeymoon phase with 10 posts. There are a lot of things I'd meant to blog for quiet a while, and, this last week, I've been blogging every day, multiple times a day, often, because I'd been in the mood. As this mood continues, expect more posts. But, I assure you, this is just a phase. Don't let a plethora of words scare you away from reading about my life!

I love you all <3

PS. My sidebar now features some of the blogs I follow. Check it out, I follow cool blogs.

a softer world

Today I'm posting comics, because all the cool kids are doing it.

But really, recently I read over all of a softer world, which is absolutely amazing. I bookmarked 38 that I liked, but finally, after a lot of thinking, I chose the seven that I like the most, and decided to share them on my this here blog. (Choosing only seven was almost impossible.) The sentence above each is the scroll-over text.

maybe 1996 was

it was like being high. nobody wanted to be around me

 

now the collection agencies have armies.

 

and progress and the future

Smash the state? Nah. I'll just ignore it and hope it ignores me.

I wouldn't make a very good doctor, for instance.


Don't get me wrong. My vagina is awesome.

It's pretty amazing and I suggest you read them all.

Next up, I plan to re-read all of xkcd and once again bookmark my favorites.

Omegle

Omegle.com is a website where you can talk to strangers. I really enjoyed this conversation.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: whats up
You: Not too much, enjoying abstinence, you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: :)
You: PARTY :P
Stranger: woo hoo
You: I love to dance.
Stranger: i love to not have sex
You: I enjoy that, as well.
You: Let's not have sex together!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lets not fuck eachother until we cant stand
Stranger: and stimulate eachother beyond measurable bounds
You: Let's gasp as we don't touch each other,
You: and moan without a climax.
Stranger: breath heavily down each others necks as we do nothing but just that
You: Roll around between the sheets fully clothed.
Stranger: buy condoms for no reason
You: And blow them up into balloons!
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: oh god im so turned off right now
You: Yes, I've never been dryer.
Stranger: im as limp as a soggy news paper
You: Let's not have sex on tape.
Stranger: lets not have sex while in the shower
You: Let's not have sex in the hot tub.
Stranger: ok.'
You: I really love not having sex on the bathroom floor, though.
Stranger: i think sex is amazing.
You: I actually enjoy it, too.
Stranger: i love sex in the shower and the bed and the floor and up against a wall
You: I love sex in the car and in public and with multiple people.
You: Well, thanks for a wonderful conversation, stranger, but I gotta go eat dinner.
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye bye
You have disconnected.